turklet:

the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

rnilkbreath:

if   someone is happy with their religion and not bothering u why the FUCK would u go out of ur way to say ‘everything uve ever believed in is bullshit’ like how much of an asshole do u have to be

snow-angel-castiel:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids